A hack is someone who reduces, mutilates, trims, breaks up, slices or mangles things in a ruthless manner. So, when Donald Trump says he knows about hacking I believe him because he’s a hack.

Trump is an expert hacker, hacking up stories about him that have more truth than fiction, therefore, turning truth into fiction. Although he’s also good at reverse hacking; turning fiction into truth. He makes Houdini look like a amateur.

So, on New Year’s Eve, when Trump told reporters in Palm Beach, Fl. he knows a lot about hacking there can be no doubt. Evidence of his hacking is everywhere.

“And I know a lot about hacking. And hacking is a very hard thing to prove. So it could be somebody else. And I also know things that other people don’t know, and so they cannot be sure of the situation.”

Oh, do tell Donald.

Not so fast. He told reporters, that he knew “things that other people don’t know,” and the truth will be revealed “on Tuesday or Wednesday.”  So, he’s not only a hacker, he’s a prophet, who also happens to have the best words.

He laid a little more “hack” on reporters when he informed them that using computers and emails were not safe when dealing with delicate materials. He said on those occasions important stuff should be written out and “delivered by courier, the old fashioned way because I’ll tell you what, no computer is safe,” he announced.

So, things should be written out and hand-delivered, unless you’re using Twitter, then it’s completely safe to talk about nuclear arms and other such delicate matters.

It just sends ones head reeling doesn’t it? I mean, there is so much we don’t know or understand, but don’t worry. He’s going to tell us on Tuesday or Wednesday.

God bless the America we use to know!